Great squirrel hunters, part 2.

Blagojevich, or Blags for short, induces laughter at first sight. Then he starts the mayhem. Approach with caution and a straight face.

Great squirrel hunters, part 1.

Monte. Could grab three squirrels in a single sweep. Local squirrels called him Jaws.

Yum....

Chicken Surprise

~ 2 squirrels, deboned and cut into chunks
~ 1 can (12oz) cream of mushroom soup
~ 1 can (12oz) cream of chicken soup
~ 1/2 can water
~ 2 - 3 carrots, sliced into 1/4" slices
~ 2 - 3 slices bacon, cut into 1/2" pieces
~ 2 cups fresh or frozen green beans
~ 8oz fresh mushrooms, sliced if desired
~ 1/4 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
~ salt, garlic powder, parsley, curry, black and cayenne pepper to taste

Mix all the ingredients in a crock-pot.

Cook on low for 4 hours or until the carrots are soft.

Serve and enjoy.

Faster than a speeding squirrel?

Not anymore.

This keeps me up at night

He knows there's floss in the house and he wants it. What am I to do? Nobody believes me when I tell them this stuff.

I have no defense against this

I'm a simple country springer-lab-bluetick-coonhound mix, Jim.

Sneaky....

Cute? No. Cunning? Yes. This spy has found a perfect vantage point from which to plan the assault. I dial 911. No response.