2009 resolution

To catch me one of these....

What happens when it's above freezing

Scrape scrape scrape

Squirrels don't slip. They're wearing cleats. The sound doesn't let up. Like a thousand tiny ice scrapers. Try catching us now, they taunt. I fidget.

Slick

Don't think that squirrels don't know it's too slippery to be chased. They're having a field day.

Playing Springer

Squirrels think I'm dim these days but I'm just Playing Springer. Soon they will learn. The hard way.

Yule

Biscuit is gone but Boscoe's smacking his lips. Hmmmmmm.....

Xhristmas Eve

Left a biscuit behind the couch for Santa. Just in case.

No surprise

Ordered a Rudolph costume for Christmas but it was delivered to the cat next door. He sits in the window, nose a glow and tail a swishing, mocking me.

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Clyded up all day after bad morning.

Puffy

See squirrels but I ignore them. In overcoats, they are too big to confront. Some send letters to relatives in warm places. Send acorns, they plead.

Oops

Too loud. Much company. Snapped at one and got told off. Brown dogs visit and I told them off. They ignored me. Need nap. No squirrels. Snowing.

No sleep

Went nose to nose with stranger she dog last night. Saw no squirrels this morning because she dog scared them off. No naps today because we have company. Hoping like heck for stroll.

Sigh

See squirrel out the window. He waves and skitters away.

Bad morning

Distracted by rabbits. Had to bark. Got yanked inside. Camera didn't work. Clyding up for the rest of the morning.

Daily report, Part II

Thought I saw squirrel. Turned out to be a puffy toy. Feel pretty foolish. I think a rabbit laughed at me.

Daily report

Saw one. Near the fence. It saw me, too, and vanished.