Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2009 resolution

To catch me one of these....

Monday, December 29, 2008

What happens when it's above freezing

Scrape scrape scrape

Squirrels don't slip. They're wearing cleats. The sound doesn't let up. Like a thousand tiny ice scrapers. Try catching us now, they taunt. I fidget.

Sunday, December 28, 2008


Don't think that squirrels don't know it's too slippery to be chased. They're having a field day.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Playing Springer

Squirrels think I'm dim these days but I'm just Playing Springer. Soon they will learn. The hard way.

Thursday, December 25, 2008


Biscuit is gone but Boscoe's smacking his lips. Hmmmmmm.....

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Xhristmas Eve

Left a biscuit behind the couch for Santa. Just in case.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

No surprise

Ordered a Rudolph costume for Christmas but it was delivered to the cat next door. He sits in the window, nose a glow and tail a swishing, mocking me.

Monday, December 22, 2008


Clyded up all day after bad morning.

Sunday, December 21, 2008


See squirrels but I ignore them. In overcoats, they are too big to confront. Some send letters to relatives in warm places. Send acorns, they plead.

Saturday, December 20, 2008


Too loud. Much company. Snapped at one and got told off. Brown dogs visit and I told them off. They ignored me. Need nap. No squirrels. Snowing.

Friday, December 19, 2008

No sleep

Went nose to nose with stranger she dog last night. Saw no squirrels this morning because she dog scared them off. No naps today because we have company. Hoping like heck for stroll.

Thursday, December 18, 2008


See squirrel out the window. He waves and skitters away.

Bad morning

Distracted by rabbits. Had to bark. Got yanked inside. Camera didn't work. Clyding up for the rest of the morning.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Daily report, Part II

Thought I saw squirrel. Turned out to be a puffy toy. Feel pretty foolish. I think a rabbit laughed at me.

Daily report

Saw one. Near the fence. It saw me, too, and vanished.