Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Guest host report


Date: Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Conditions: Winter-like
Squirrels observed: 201
Squirrels pursued: 0
Squirrels momentarily perched on head: 1
Snacks: 2 Hostess Ding Dongs, 1 Moon pie, 1 small pack Twizzlers (black, can't stand red), 1 root beer (flat.)
Security concerns: No access to cable TV
Misc. observations: Garage needs painting.
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7 comments:

  1. laurieFebruary 18, 2009 at 5:04 AM

    hey! who took my moon pie???

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  2. StellaFebruary 18, 2009 at 8:26 AM

    Where do you get Moon Pies North of the M-D Line?

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  3. Emma RoseFebruary 18, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    Ah ha! At last I've found a kindred soul. We must stand strong against the vermin and work diligently towards a squirrel-free nation!!!
    Hope you're back at it real soon!

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  4. IreneFebruary 18, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    I want to warn you. Those squirrels are pretty smart and they have equipment. And they outnumber you. Just wanted you to know. Don't get your hopes up too high.

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  5. Tiki, Kirby, and StanLeeFebruary 18, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    Good luck at the vet. Squirrels are evil!!!

    Kesey

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  6. RudeeFebruary 18, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    Hey! Aren't you a guest? Beggars shouldn't be choosers. And you should replace that moon pie. Don't eat so much it dulls your senses-you must remain vigilant for quirdders-they probably stole the cable access right out from under your carb laden brain.

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  7. BabalooFebruary 18, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Hey Riley, that guy is useless! You should start training Boscoe, seriously. At least he's family.

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