Amazon.com now just posts question marks under the track the package function. Where's my high-tech backup? Who knows? All this stress. The border collie noticed....
...and went online, tapped a few keys and said we were off to Hinckley for a weekend at the casino...
...two double beds! And enough tokens to get ourselves in trouble. The boarder collie says to let him do the talking, especially when we call room service. We'll be back Monday. In the meantime, we hired a temp to mind the yard. Found him downtown, wearing a sign that said, "Will Stand Still For Food."
I'm not so sure about your temp. You get what you pay for.
ReplyDeleteTell the border collie you want a reuben sammich from the room service menu--they're the best!
ReplyDeleteScrap the Reuben, a ham sammich it is. Or rather, 10 of them! Who's footing the bill, by the way? Did the border collie hack into your humans' accounts?
ReplyDeleteHave a good break anyway, you deserve it after all that squirrel trouble. Just make sure your temp is up to the job. I've got my doubts there...