I dunno, Riley T. In that top photo you may be dealing with a graduate of the Biggest Loser Show Squirrel Version. Instead of having to climb on the scales each week they have to prove they can shimmy down a bird seed tube. As for the peanut butter jar on a post, the house mates need to quit propping those chairs against the post to keep you from climbing. I can see you right up there having yourself a grand old loll and lick. Think how mad that would make the natives.
Choosy mothers choose JIF . . .